Mirror, mirrror on the wall, who's the fairest of--Wait! Who the hell is that?
Here's a weird trick. Find a mirror, dim the lights until you can just barely make-out your features, un-focus your eyes, and watch. Soon an image that is not you, will reflect in the mirror.
I see an old old lady that is absolutely NOT me!
Mint Chip Ice cream, Krispy Kreme donuts, homemade pizza, pralines, Chinese chicken salad...mmmmm!