Interview with Cornac Butherson

_ You are the Man at Arms for the Peregrine Falcons. So I take it, you are strong and well versed in the form of physical combat?

Well versed. How about you? Are you versed in the physical as well?

Huh?-I ah, well sure I work out.  Anyway, I was told you take care of the team’s physical protection, what does that entail?

Making sure no one overpowers any of my teammates. Their safety and a means to protect themselves, is my top priority.

Would you say you’re an expert in strategy?

I’m an expert with all forms of strategic maneuvers. Would you like to see some of my maneuvers?

I don’t see how...we’re not in the same room, not to mention time…

You sound sexy. Tell me what you look like.

I--ahh...how do you prepare your team to protect themselves?

By physical combat sessions, are you a red head? You sound like a red head.

What does that have to--never mind. Mr. Butherson, are you hitting on me?

Do you want to be hit on?

 I’m still interviewing you.

I know. Tell me what you like and--

—please, I’m married.

I won’t tell if you won’t.

Are you always this incorrigible?

I always get what I want. Especially when it comes to the ladies.

So, do you have a girlfriend?

Many.

Really, why so many?

Hey, when you have honed bod like mine, everyone wants a piece. And don’t get me wrong, I love everything there is about the finer sex. They just love me more.

Wow, you sound conceited.

In all the right places.

Ok, this interview is over.